Subject: re: [gutvol-d] on the issue of hand-crafted versus computer-generated .html versions
From: [email-masked]
To: [email-masked], [email-masked]
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:54:26 -0400 (EDT)

jared said:
>    You, sir, are a troglodyte whose opinions 
>    aren't given much heed to many here.

isn't it strange how everyone's calling me "sir" these days?

and marcello's obsession, doing google-searches on me and all,
is quite a tribute, don't you think?   i mean, i know he likes me
and all -- if i were ever feeling lonely, i'd know all i'd have to do
is to make a post, and bingo!, just minutes later i'd have a reply,
and have any of you had someone put up a "fansite" for you? --
but like i said, y'all might want to consider _pacing_ yourselves.

i can keep up this pace.   i am a fast typer, and i've written up
these ideas so many times already i can do it in my sleep, plus
i always keep my cool in the flamewars, since i buy the kind of
fire-retardant foam they use on the airport runways and i get it
really cheap because i buy it by the tanker-truckload, but you,
you guys, you're getting all emotional with terms like "slimeball"
and "troglodyte", and i'm afraid one of you might blow a gasket.

you might want to take a deep breath, relax, count to ten...      :+)

-bowerbird