TO ALL:

 

Someone purporting to be from PG has faxed a book, in Finnish, the name of which is 
"Fredrika Runeberg," to the state of New Jersey Surveying Office. Whoever did it somehow managed to get around the requirement that the sender's name and telephone number is to be on the first page of all faxes. I have assured him that nobody in our organization did it. He wanted to fax the first page to me but my fax is down right now, and I wanted him to mail it as an attached file but he doesn't have a scanner. Therefore, he has lost the 33 sheets of paper that were in his fax machine and is afraid to try to reuse the fax machine because it will immediately try to go on printing. (I told him to turn it off, unplug it, then replug it and turn it on, and he would probably then be able to use the fax machine normally.)

 

He didn't give me his name other than "Jim." I have his telephone number but will release it only to Greg.

 

I have asked him to snail mail me the first page and let me see what I can find out.

 

If anybody on this ML is the culprit, cease and desist and notify me personally that you did it. Then I will only bite your head off, spit it into your face, and then turn it over to Greg.

 

If anybody on this ML is the culprit and does not admit it and gets caught, that person's ass is grass and that person will be permanently barred from this ML and everything else I can get him barred from. This conduct is unconscionable.