wanna create your own version of
mystery science theater 3000,
complete with smart-ass comments
coming from the audience members
pictured in silhouette down front?

then get a mac and run "peanut gallery".
>   http://peanutgallery.kaisakura.com/
and you can be such an audience-member,
meaning that "it's ok to talk during the film".

as the website says:
>   Interact with each other via Maya-rendered 30fps*
>   animated characters, inline real-time text chat, and voice.
>   Peanut Gallery isn't just a video player – it's a Shared Media Experience!

-bowerbird