jon richfield said:
>   So far no one has been listening to me, but just wait
>   till I get the Earth's orbit properly synchronised!
>   THEN they will be sorry, ALL of them!
>   They have to adopt my new calendar for certain!

jon, i want to buy michael hart a present for the holidaze...

is there someplace online where i can order your calendar?
i'd like the swimsuit edition, please.  thank you ever so much.

-bowerbird