>so if you can point me to any such program, _do_...
otherwise, i'd say you must have my stuff confused.

Sorry, I do not keep track of what you have done in the past, if it fails I delete it and move on.  In the future if your stuff does not work, I will tell you, but I notice that when I tell you that something does not work, you are not receptive to that information, but rather blame the user, or suggest a workaround, without acknowledging that what you are suggesting is a workaround.