The Inventions of the Idiot, by John Kendrick Bangs 33623 [Link: http://www.gutenberg.org/3/3/6/2/33623 ] [Files: 33623.txt; 33623-8.txt; 33623-h.htm] Thanks to Clarity, Suzanne Shell and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries) Regards, Al