jon richfield said:

So far no one has been listening to me, but just wait till I get the Earth's orbit properly synchronised! THEN they will be sorry, ALL of them! They have to adopt my new calendar for certain!

jon, i want to buy michael hart a present for the holidaze... is there someplace online where i can order your calendar? i'd like the swimsuit edition, please. thank you ever so much. -bowerbird